when your mom makes you talk to distant relatives

when your mom makes you talk to distant relatives

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it’s your money and i need it now

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does justin bieber even release music anymore or does he just walk around and annoy the shit out of everyone

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if you write in cursive i hate you


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if u watch closely while i take tests u can see me mouthing profanity at the test paper

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why the fuck do bologna and pony rhyme

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If you’re gonna bail, bail early. This applies to relationships, college classes, and sledding.Advice from my high school science teacher, Mr. Miller (via iamcode) 432,784 notes ♥
A Life Worth Writing About...


How many books can you think of that glorify a life on the road? How many films portray the wonder of travelling, or songs about what it is to be free?

A key element to travel writing (and a reason for its popularity as a genre) is the idea of escape. We don’t read books about the drudgery of…

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